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im never talking to a boy again
i congratulate you for talking to one in the first place
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
i’m not saying it was aliens
but it was aliens
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becoming a vampire (2x09) // becoming human (4x23)
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who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life
I swear everyone on this site is high.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
THEY HAVE ALL THAT FUCKIN TECHNOLOGY AND UHURA HAS A FUCKIN EARPIECE YET THROUGH THIS ENTIRE FUCKIN MOVIE THEY WERE WALKIN AROUND WITH FLIP PHONES LIKE IT WAS FUCKIN 2007 DAFUQ IS THIS JJ ABRAMS
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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光明寺 by Chen, Joseph 的影像紀錄 on Flickr.
i’m just done. this is……i’m just done.
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“It’s this dumb thing that Ross made up cause he was trying to fool our parents. It’s a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it.”
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